A diminutive gnome in a work apron, red-cheeked and grey-haired. He smells faintly of beer.
Proprietor of the Bigcrack Brewery, a small brewery about two days’ travel north of Rift. Alvert has a decent head for business, but beer is his passion, and Bigcrack Bock is his pride and joy. He supplies the Fool’s Plummet with ale once per week.